Local woman marries warehouse, is widowed.
It’s interesting that, after 50 years in which heterosexuals have massively redefined marriage in their attitudes, in their own behavior, and in the law, the only culprit to be called out on marriage silliness is gay marriage.
It’s always nice to have a scapegoat. (Granted, it this case, the rather absurd protagonist claims that this is a gay marriage because the building is female.)
The Brights are just sooooooooooooooo clever!!