As a Dark Lord, I Envy His Awesome Powers

Only I promise to use them for awesome, not for evil as he does.

Somehow, I’m reminded of this:

"There never was any conflation of sentiments. The article about Falwell was meant to correct ..."

Fifteen Years Ago…
"Socially awkward home-schooled kid....Just kidding. I just want to pretend for a few minutes that ..."

The Austin bomber is caught and, ..."
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Fifteen Years Ago…

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  • After four years of Obama, I think we’d all be better off with a little R&R

  • Scott W.

    That photogragher screwed up because he was supposed to angle the camera so that the sun formed a halo around The One’s head.

  • Ciaran

    Obama’s Palantír….. 😐

    • beccolina

      That would explain a lot, actually.

  • Ryan

    Unlike our dark leader, I’m sure you would keep this power “safe. Hidden. Dark and deep in the vaults, not to be used. Unless at the uttermost… end of need.”