…why should the Dark Lord let you into Mordor?
If you can’t answer my question, then listen to this gentleman carefully. He has, well, not *good* news exactly but…. exciting… news: “Sauron hates you and has a horrifying plan for your life. You cannot earn his fathomless malice and hatred. He freely gives it without cost and without any merit on your part. You have only to accept it, despair, and enter into a shadowy, endless universe of torment and emptiness, a slave to his dominating will.”
A message from the World Council of Dark Lords.