I’M NOT SORRY! I’M NOT SORRY!

A reader writes:

Your report of possible life on Mars is food for thoat.

Gentle reader:

Your puns raise the bar. Soom I will lower it.

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  • James H, London

    I took a while to get that!

  • http://www.chesterton.org Sean P. Dailey

    0_o

    (Patheos’ “too short” restriction has got to go.)

  • Brandon Jaloway

    Mark, you should be sorry. That was terrible! lol!

  • Ed the Roman

    A good thing for you that you set the limits of combat to typing.

  • Ed

    Mark, dejah have to go there?

    • Mark Shea

      I know the puns hurt. But Thoris a balm in Gilead.

  • Todd Webb

    There is no life on Mars. If there was, we’d be sending foreign aid there

    • Mark Windsor

      If they confirm there was once life on Mars, we’ll then start sending aid and spend billions trying to study it.

  • Dale Price

    The problem with these pun threads is that Mark just Burroughs deeper and deeper. It’s like taking hits of Helium: he just likes the way it sounds.

  • Jared B.

    [Spends a great deal of time puzzling the linguistic possibilities of puns…gives up…googles the pun-words he doesn’t recognize like thoat & soom…finally stumbles upon http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barsoom …]

    SON OF A —–!!!!!

    Clearly, this is what I get for not keeping up on my sci-fi reading!!

  • tz

    Malacandra: Silence as well as sun’s blood, is golden.
    Very deep. I had to look through the bottom of several Burroghs of thought.
    You’re my favorite Martian.
    They won’t get it unless they are from a well red planet.
    I hope no one is snickering:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_%28chocolate_bar%29#U.S._version
    (can you be only half-redundant – or should they have added the soom bar)
    For more you have to pay the “Fe”.