that you won’t read this.
I’m worried that I won’t make it to Heaven because I don’t have a beard. God only loves bearded men you know.
Thomas Aquinas was clean-shaven. I think he was anyway. To be honest I’m not sure I can think of a Pope with a beard. (I was going to add “Or an Eastern Orthodox Patriarch without a beard”, but it seems like I did see a picture of a beardless EOC leader. Although I actually saw an interview once where the EOC priest felt it necessary to explain his beardlessness)
Here’s Pope Leo XI, the last one to have what you could really call a beard (at least going by their portraits on Wikipedia). Maybe they got spooked by the his lasting three weeks, and decided Christ had had enough of bearded vicars.
I’m worried about the baggage retrieval system they’ve got Heathrow.
I’m so worried about modern technology.
(Which seems contradicted by posting on a blog…)
You missed a couple of syllables, Terry Jones.
I only worry when in response to a simple request for information, someone replies, “Don’t worry about it”. That’s a clear message that I have something to worry about.