I’m worried…

that you won’t read this.

  • Martin T

    I’m worried that I won’t make it to Heaven because I don’t have a beard. God only loves bearded men you know.

    • Thomas R

      Thomas Aquinas was clean-shaven. I think he was anyway. To be honest I’m not sure I can think of a Pope with a beard. (I was going to add “Or an Eastern Orthodox Patriarch without a beard”, but it seems like I did see a picture of a beardless EOC leader. Although I actually saw an interview once where the EOC priest felt it necessary to explain his beardlessness)

      • http://www.likelierthings.com Jon W

        Here’s Pope Leo XI, the last one to have what you could really call a beard (at least going by their portraits on Wikipedia). Maybe they got spooked by the his lasting three weeks, and decided Christ had had enough of bearded vicars.

  • Adolfo

    I’m worried about the baggage retrieval system they’ve got Heathrow.

    • Margaret

      I’m so worried about modern technology.

      (Which seems contradicted by posting on a blog…)

  • j. blum

    You missed a couple of syllables, Terry Jones.

  • Kirt Higdon

    I only worry when in response to a simple request for information, someone replies, “Don’t worry about it”. That’s a clear message that I have something to worry about.


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