We Dark Lords Use This as a Standard Reference Work

Think of it as our Rolodex for when we need to pull the right strings for our strategic assassinations, outbreaks of war, earthquakes, natural disasters, and demonic infestations:

Best Secret: Mel Gibson is one our Top Agents. I’ve said too much already.

  • http://catholiccinephile.wordpress.com/ Evan

    But couldn’t anyone become a Dark Lord by following the book?

  • http://sherryantonettiwrites.blogspot.com Sherry

    You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a Lord You will have a Queen! Not dark but BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! Trecherous as the SEA STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

    • Mark Shea

      Sherry wins teh interwebz!

  • MikeTheGeek

    Don’t you understand? That book was published to throw everyone off the track! The real conspirators want you to waste your time with bogus conspiracies!

  • The other Will

    But they will fail if they do not study the Evil Overlord’s Guide!

  • Ismael

    Shhhhh Mark! If you say anymore I will have to send you an Albino Opus Day Monk to pay you a visit! :P

    • Ismael

      PS: and send someone to me to teach me proper grammar -_-


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