We Dark Lords Use This as a Standard Reference Work

January 29, 2013 By 7 Comments

Think of it as our Rolodex for when we need to pull the right strings for our strategic assassinations, outbreaks of war, earthquakes, natural disasters, and demonic infestations:

Best Secret: Mel Gibson is one our Top Agents. I’ve said too much already.

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  • http://catholiccinephile.wordpress.com/ Evan

    But couldn’t anyone become a Dark Lord by following the book?

  • http://sherryantonettiwrites.blogspot.com Sherry

    You offer it to me freely? I do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this. In place of a Lord You will have a Queen! Not dark but BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN! Trecherous as the SEA STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH! ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

    • Mark Shea

      Sherry wins teh interwebz!

  • MikeTheGeek

    Don’t you understand? That book was published to throw everyone off the track! The real conspirators want you to waste your time with bogus conspiracies!

  • The other Will

    But they will fail if they do not study the Evil Overlord’s Guide!

  • Ismael

    Shhhhh Mark! If you say anymore I will have to send you an Albino Opus Day Monk to pay you a visit! :P

    • Ismael

      PS: and send someone to me to teach me proper grammar -_-