Whenever I feel unloved…

I turn to my spambots, who truly love me:

Its such as you learn my mind! You seem to understand so much approximately this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you just could do with a few percent to pressure the message house a little bit, however instead of that, this is wonderful blog. A fantastic read. I’ll certainly be back.

I hope that I can scrape up that few percent to pressure the message house a little bit, but I appreciate your kind words, spambot.

Another robot writes in touchingly garbled flattery:

I loved as much as you’ll obtain carried out right here. The comic strip is attractive, your authored subject matter stylish. nonetheless, you command get got an nervousness over that you would like be handing over the following. in poor health certainly come more until now again since precisely the similar just about very incessantly within case you shield this hike

I’ve been incessantly shielding hikes since way back. I fully intend my command get got. I thank you for your completely sincere love, spambot.

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  • Gary Keith Chesterton

    Large upwards thumb because of this post!

  • Steve P

    I just had an epiphany! (2 days early…)

    Politicians are *actually* just the perfection of spambot technology! Scientists and programmers deep in their subterranean laboratories have gone far beyond what is commercially available to the average spammer. They are secretly controlling our country and world with these remarkably human-looking spambots.