Within the Breast of Every Monster…

there beats the heart of a widdle boy who just wants your wuv:

  • ivan_the_mad

    This is the best thing I’ve seen on teh intarwebz all year.

  • http://soulsagabooks.blogspot.com/ Brian

    This concept of “wuv” confuses and infuriates me!

  • Kenneth

    Sauron never wanted to become the dark lord and terror of Middle Earth. All he wanted to do was dance the ballet, but hid dad always called him a sissy for that and beat him with a belt demanding he get a real job. He did, and resolved never to let the old man make small of him again!

  • Steve P

    This is why I think the Dr. Doofenschmirtz (sp?) backstory segments on Phineas & Ferb are so priceless.