It’s URGENT! It’s an EMERGENCY! You have a patriotic duty to PANIC!

Because your state-run media is telling you to.

  • HokiePundit

    On the other hand, where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

    • Jmac

      On the other, other hand, what smoke?

  • http://www.HundredsOfCustomers.com Get More Customers

    Bunch of gorram ‘merica hatin’ commies. Clearly the only solution is to build more bases to keep them from spreading their abominable…ness.


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