It’s URGENT! It’s an EMERGENCY! You have a patriotic duty to PANIC!

Because your state-run media is telling you to.

  • HokiePundit

    On the other hand, where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

    • Jmac

      On the other, other hand, what smoke?

  • Get More Customers

    Bunch of gorram ‘merica hatin’ commies. Clearly the only solution is to build more bases to keep them from spreading their abominable…ness.