As a Result of Francis’ Footwashing…

I feel I have no alternative but to come out in favor of ordaining both women and Muslims. Clearly, this is the will of the Holy Spirit.

Also, after reflection, I have to say that I believe the Second Vatican Council was called in order to prepare the Church for the full revelation of the Truth, articulated here so skillfully by our greatest living actor:

Henceforth, I will be an apostle of the New New Evangelization. Cathentology is, I believe, the final synthesis of knowledge. I look forward to the One World Civilization of FemiThetan ChristoMuslim Oneness. Join us!

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