Thoughts Occasioned by Contemplating Greg Popcak’s Face

May I just say that after careful consideration of his photo for several weeks,

…I think fellow Patheosi Greg Popcak is the clear frontrunner for Next Bond Supervillain.  All he really needs is a huge mahogany desk, an imposing high-backed rich Corinthian Leather chair, a slender cat to stroke and wife Lisa standing next to him in a low-cut number with a diamond necklace and long red nails tipped with fast-acting poison.  After that, it’s just a matter of coming up with low-resonance mind control frequencies on his radio program and we’re cooking with gas.  The smooth chocolatey baritone does nicely in the whole “bending the masses to his will” department.  I’d join that guy’s Legions of Terror any day.

  • Tom

    Move over Donald Pleasance. There’s a new sheriff in town.

  • kenofken

    I’m thinking he’ll also need a central European accent of some sort, Germanic or low country. Belgian perhaps, or Luxembourg, and of course a maniacal laugh of some sort, but he has the other 95% of it down!

  • http://www.parafool.com/ victor

    If you’re going to be his henchman, though, you’re going to need some cool special ability, like a beard made out of flammable steel wool or the ability to throw popular theology books with deadly precision.

  • http://www.facebook.com/doug.sirman Doug Sirman

    “Popular theology books.” Now THAT’S Funny!!!

  • Joe

    If you become his henchman, you can’t be a Dark Lord anymore! Can I take over?

    • chezami

      I think of it more like moonlighting.


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