Hi! I’m 12! Let’s Have a Caption Contest!

Caption This! Give me the best Star Wars quote to go with this picture. I'll start "Would it help if I got out and pushed?”

There were some goodies on FB:

“What a wonderful smell you’ve discovered!”

“Into the garbage chute, flyboy!”

“TK-421, why aren’t you at your post?”

I thought I was a major genius for contributing, “Jabba has no use for pilots who dump their cargo at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.”

But the one that outshone them all was, “Evacuate in our moment of triumph?”

If you can think of more, knock yourself out!

  • James H, London

    Help! Mom! Something just crawled out of the toilet!!

  • James H, London

    Robots of the future will be ever more realistic…

  • James H, London

    ‘Hmm, I feel your anger…’

  • Sergio Guzman

    Chewy just escaped down the rear hatch.

  • Joseph Moore

    About every 3rd line works well, which says something about Lucas’ script-writing:

    “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

    “Nice work, kid. But don’t get cocky.”

    “I’ve just made a deal that should keep the Empire out of here forever.”

    “Listen, why don’t you wait out by the speeder. We don’t want any


    “It’s just like shooting whomp rats back in Beggars Canyon.”

    “A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.”

    “Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh… everything’s
    perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you.
    How are you?”

  • Thinkling

    “It’s a crap!”

    • chezami

      Brilliant! I will be laughing about this all day!

    • James H, London

      YESS!!!! We have a winner! ROTFLMAO!

  • http://backoftheworld.com/ Ryan M.

    “I’m going to need some more toilet paper…it’s a Hoth one…”

  • Dr. Eric

    What a bunch of crappy jokes.

  • Danny

    Who need the Force when gravity will do?

  • Danny

    Who needs the Force when gravity will do?

  • Jim Noble

    “Target: maximum firepower!”

    “I…I can’t. It’s too big!”

    “Do or do not–there is no try.”

    “At last, we shall have our revenge!”

  • Joe


    “Here we have an artist’s model of what the Empire’s new ‘self-aware’ AT-AT may look like while ported to a specially designed barracks for a ‘TM’ or troop movement.”