Reactionaries aren’t Jew-Hating Weirdos or Anything

A reader responds to my link on the Jewish mom who got 3228 Jews out of Syria as any normal person would:

Just curious to know. Are you a cryto jew ? Just asking after reading through your blog, and your bias against Church History and using terminology that contradicts etc…

Yes.  Yes I am. When my grandparents left the shtetl in Cork, we Sheasteins were determined to blend in, marry shiksas and inseminate Gentiles with our corrupt seed so as to continue the Conspiracy. You have clearly ferretted out my nefarious Jewishness and my sinister agenda, Gentle (or should I say, Gentile) Reader. My defenses of the Catholic Church and my insistence that “all that the Holy Catholic Church believes, teaches, and proclaims is revealed by God” are part of my deep cover as we continue our great work of subversion outlined in the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion.  Unfortunately, my unfamiliarity with Truly True Catholic terminology and my bias against Church history (evidently meaning “acknowledgement of the Holocaust and similar things that ‘never happened and besides they deserved it’”) keeps giving me away.  I must work on that.  Meanwhile, I will have to send Mossad out to trace this person’s IP and have them eradicated, as is Our Way.

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