Exhibit A: The Bacon and Beer Milkshake from the Texas Motor Speedway
Is this a great country or what?
While on vacation, I was told of a dish that was made up of bacon stuffed in sausage, wrapped in bacon, stuffed in a chicken that was wrapped in bacon, and then that was used to stuff a turkey that was then wrapped in bacon. The whole thing had a total of 50,000 calories. There’s just something about bacon I guess.
Crunchy, smokey, salty, meaty, fatty goodness something.
“Is this a great country or what?”
Do you mean Texas?
Never have tried it but it must be good…I think an old shoe wrapped in bacon would be good. The number one smell in the world…bacon frying. And nothing gets me outa bed faster.
“Would you like a taco?”
“How about a taco stuffed inside of another taco?”
“How about a taco inside of another taco, wrapped in a pizza, wrapped in a pancake, then dipped in egg batter and deep-fried?”
“Pizza?! Now THAT’S what I call a taco!”
Love the chef garb and little white cups, like anyone ordering a bacon/beer milkshake gives a damn about the kitchen’s classiness. Plus, he barely put any beer in there at all!