You Learned in Kindergarten.
They got it wrong. Bats never show up in my nightmares.
I love cracked.com and I think I’ll try pitching an article to them next week (they make it easy but they’re picky about sources and quality). They just keep using that medieval-gay-marriage thing (at least twice now) that’s based on the dubious work of one academic. Oh, well, they’ve had great articles about saints, popes, nuns, and priests.