Turkeys Display Wattles as They Strive to Establish Dominance

  • Mary E.

    Bwah hah hah! One of your best, Mark.

  • Tom

    I’ve always thought of McConnell as more of a turtle, but it works.

  • RichFader

    All the turkeys the president pardoned are dead. The unpardoned ones, on the other hand, are still mostly on staff.

  • An Aaron, not The Aaron

    This is by far the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Thanks Mark! Of course they could have prevented suffering this humiliating association by simply growing long red beards.