Chuck Norris doesn’t drink champagne…

He drinks *real* pain! This is fantastic:

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  • wlinden

    And he doesn’t use shampoo.

  • quasimodo

    if huck Norris did not exist we would have to invent him

    • quasimodo

      Grrr … Chuck

  • Chris

    Yeah, I was blown away by the Van Damme commercial — seriously, it was incredible — but I think I got more entertainment out of Chuck’s version.

    Now I’m just waiting for the Jack Bauer take. 🙂