Duck Dynasty Headlines–Translated

OR, more accurately

Reflections on the Recent Attempted Lynching in Indiana
Rod Dreher on the Law of Merited Impossibility
Hysteria about the Indiana RFRA is the Ebola Panic for Lefties
"If you don't think this is coming, you are a fool."
  • The Deuce

    They’ve already got an offer, and it may be just what BlazeTV needs to “foxnews” A&E and other networks: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/19/glenn-beck-makes-a-very-exciting-offer-to-the-cast-of-duck-dynasty/

  • George

    No idea who this guy was until today. It’s so nice not owning a television. It’s a bit weird the first few weeks (you know that weird period where your brain has to remember how to think for itself) but afterwards no TV is just a joy!

    • The Next to Last Samurai

      I own a TV but we cut off our cable some time ago, because, as the great philosopher Springsteen noted, there were “57 channels and nothing on.”. And when I saw the duck guy’s picture, I thought, ZZ Top has a TV show about DUCKS?!?!? What the duck–?”

    • Almario Javier

      Right. Not owning television gives me a different perspective on the world. Even now when I have access to TV it’s different than before.

    • meunke

      HONEST STORY:

      I don’t have TV either, and when I first heard the term ‘Duck Dynasty’ a while back, I thought it was some kind of reference to a fictional show that might have existed in the cartoon universe of “Duck Tails”.

  • Melia

    I enjoyed that. Thank you!

  • Adolfo

    Great stuff!

  • Cate

    My question is: who at A&E lost their job for not properly vetting the interview questions? Because you KNOW there was someone getting paid to avoid this very scenario…..

  • jaybird1951

    Mark disparages the Fox News “demographic” which I guess means he has something against us senior citizens as the 65+ segment is the channel’s largest. As a member of that cohort and a citizen very interested in public affairs, I think Fox’s viewers are more involved and deserve more respect. I also do not know how Mark can know so much about Fox and its audience when he never watches TV anyway.


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