Godless Secularists Take War on Christmas to Whole New Level

Any takers? Sounds like a good time Lol nice allen park!

  • James H, London

    Wow. That’s class, right there.

    How about spraying swastikas on Jewish graves for Channukah, then?

    • chezami

      It’s a typo, James. It was supposed to say “Santa”.

      • Linebyline

        Are you sure it wasn’t pranksters? Apparently switching letters on signs around to form amusing (or “amusing”) anagrams is a thing that people do. I guess. Or maybe that’s just in cartoons. I dunno.

        • Dale
          • chezami

            So I figured. I just thought it was hilarious.

            • Dale

              Oh, it is funny. I laughed out loud when I saw the photo.

              What makes it all the better is that it has slight amount of plausibility. My first thought was that it was advertising the school play (we used to have one per semester) The title has an edginess which works. But would the school really schedule it during the (pre) Christmas season?!

              Then I noticed that the sign didn’t have a time listed, so I knew something was up. :) Thank you for posting it. It was a fun discovery!

          • kenofken

            That’s just what a school under the influence of the Great Deceiver WOULD say!

            • Dale

              Ken, you may be onto something. The school is in a suburb of Detroit, a city which is feeling desperate and may have resorted to desperate means.

  • Rosemarie


    Maybe it’s really breakfast with Krampus? ;-)

  • Stephen M. Tefft
    • Noah Doyle

      That second link is being blocked by my AVG antivirus, FYI.

  • Allison

    It was a prank. I live in the metro-Detroit area and the school came out to say that it was some miscreants who did the vandalism.

  • Stu

    I have images of Jon Lovitz dressed up as the Devil.

  • http://itascriptaest.wordpress.com/ Ita Scripta Est


    Your favorite conservative commentator Glenn Beck has come out and essentially called Pope Francis a Marxist.


    FWIW I thought your smack downs of Beck a few years ago to be some of your best posts.

    • chezami

      The fact that Glenn Beck has become a prominent voice on the Right is the single greatest indictment of the Thing that Used to be Conservatism’s sheer gullibility and lack of discernment.

      • jaybird1951

        I am not so sure that Beck is a “prominent” voice as you assert. Certainly a lot less influential than he was. He is a niche product, so to speak.

        • chezami

          He should be taken as seriously as a nut in his underwear, tweeting from his mom’s basement. That he is, at all, or ever was given a national platform on one of the most influential organs of propaganda for the Thing that Used to be Conservatism is as damning to the Right as the popularity of Martin Bashir is to the Left.

          • Dave G.

            He was on CNN before he was on FOX.

  • Daniel Nichols

    I have long been tempted to change the letters around on those signs, especially ones in front of churches. By the grace of God I have abstained, but I am glad someone did not…

    • Dave G.


  • CJ

    The day of my wedding, the church sign said “Jesus built a bridge with two broads and three nails.” It’s immortalized in our wedding video.

    • Rebecca Fuentes

      Oh my. Too funny. We had a local burger joint whose sign lost it’s ‘n’. It invited people to “Come in and Die”.

      • Meggan

        I saw a sign on a fast food place that had been altered from “Now hiring closers” to “Now hiring losers.”

  • http://janalynmarie.blogspot.com/ Beadgirl

    Snopes has debunked this, but these faux dueling church signs made me laugh and laugh:


    • Noah Doyle

      I love that series so much. ‘Free dog souls with conversion!’

  • Noah Doyle

    There’s a sign in front of a Protestant church (cannot remember the denomination) that said for a while, ‘Love Does’. When I drove by it with my wife, I wondered, ‘Love…does? Like…deers?” To which she responded, “Yes, the deers. The female deers.” It went downhill(s, which were alive) from there…

  • david

    This is not funny, but a terrible act of depravity. Santa was misspelled subconsciously because they are doing Satan’s work, namely by celebrating Christmas before Advent. I bet they even say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas,” and possibly even have a “Festivus-Hanukkah-Kwanzaa-Solstice” tree inside rather than a Christmas tree, which if they had would be spelled “xmas tree” I’m sure. Shame.

    • chezami

      Are you… serious?

      • david

        No, I was being satirical actually, but it is a sad reality that in the blogosphere it could be real…lol

        • chezami


    • Linebyline

      Advent has already started, though, so it would be during rather than before. :P