The inimitable prose style of the spambot

I love stuff like this:

It is difficult to fit into your usual budget without saying “no” to your bright wishes and bold longings that need sudden expenditures.
AT the moment you are certain it is difficult and people who know special secrets wish you to keep thinking this way.
Doublessly, you are right to guess that there are plain and quick methods of making yummy total of funds that can be spent for fun, recreation and pleasure.
You can find out how to become better off and happier.
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“Bright wishes and bold longings” is poetic enough. But “yummy total of funds” is joyous beyond telling.

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  • orual’s kindred

    Their use of ‘Doublessly’ also shows that the line dividing maths and rhymes is not as clearly-drawn as may be thought.

  • Joe

    Doublessly. Absolutely doublessly.