Nazi Space Aliens Secretly Run US…

…according to Iranian news agency.

Sheesh.  They say it like it’s a*bad* thing!  Dude.  Wouldn’t you *want* a Formula One mechanic to service your car?  Then what is wrong with successful interstellar travelers running the US?  And the whole Hitler Thing?  Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, they had snappy uniforms.  Would it kill us to dress nicely for our new alien overlords?

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