Nazi Space Aliens Secretly Run US…

…according to Iranian news agency.

Sheesh.  They say it like it’s a*bad* thing!  Dude.  Wouldn’t you *want* a Formula One mechanic to service your car?  Then what is wrong with successful interstellar travelers running the US?  And the whole Hitler Thing?  Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, they had snappy uniforms.  Would it kill us to dress nicely for our new alien overlords?

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  • quasimodo

    that explains a lot

  • Stu

    Shea, you continue to write about things which you have no business discussing.

    You have been warned.

    ~Stulluminati

    • Margaret

      If you don’t shut up you will be forced to eat EAR ICE CREAM!!! Bwahahaha…

  • Jason Hall

    But if we were being ruled by super intelligent alien beings, wouldn’t they have a better plan for the economy?