Anybody who believes this cock and bull story from Officialdom deserves to perish in the incinerating death ray when the ancient alien war machine awakens to destroy Seattle.
Right. And aliens in the secret lab at Area 51 are just the light of Venus reflecting off swamp gas as a weather balloon crashes in Roswell, NM. HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK WE, ARE SECRET SHADOW GOVERNMENT?
(The secret shadow government never blocks posts protesting the secret shadow government, because that would tip their hand that they are listening.)
A pipe. How boring. Stupid secret shadow government. An actual case where the government is literally tunneling under our houses and this is the best they could do?