Whenever I Hear People Hyperventilate about Some Bad Mass

…I like to reflect on the fact that the absolute worst parish in the United States–the uber-loopy St. Joan of Arc in Mpls, is a bastion of staid reverence in comparison with many mainline Protestant churches:

As we near the season when historically illiterate skeptics around the world declare...
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