Benedict Denies “Absurd” Rumors that He is Still the Real Pope
New Zealand Prime Minister Denies He is a Lizard Creature
Well played, Illuminati, well played!
Wait, does this mean that Pope Emeritus Benedict is a lizard person and that the New Zealand Prime Minister is the real Pope? I don’t see them denying it!
LOL good one!
That’s what a lizard imposter would say, isn’t it?
The lizard people forced Benedict to abdicate!