The cuddly and adorable side of the Vikings

A scholar of the University of Oslo has cracked one of the rune codes used by the Vikings, revealing they were sending each other messages such as ‘Kiss me’.

I want ancient runes that say:

A Møøse once bit my sister …

No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse  with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and  star of many Norwegian møvies:  “The Høt Hands of an Oslo  Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst   Nordfink”.

We apologise for the fault in the subtitles.  Those responsible have been sacked.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti…

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those  responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

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  • Ciaran in Ireland

    As a descendent of Vikings I find this information very interesting.

  • Sherry

    Alsø wik Alsø alsø wik Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

  • SteveP

    I’m with you Mark — the scratches clearly spell out “whooping llama” . . .

  • Marthe Lépine

    I just found this about moose attacks:

    From: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/moose-attack-caught-on-camera-in-smithers-b-c-1.2536471
    Moose attack caught on camera in Smithers, B.C.
    ‘Cornered’ moose appears to strike woman with its front hoof
    CBC News Posted: Feb 13, 2014 5:02 PM PT Last Updated: Feb 14, 2014 6:43 AM PT

  • http://www.likelierthings.com/ Jon W

    Hmm. Coded messages which, when deciphered, are found to be silly and pointless? Sounds like they excavated my junior high school.