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  • SteveP

    Oh dear. Doesn’t she realize she is inviting verbal harassment from civil rights activists who will pound her with: “Bicycles can’t consent!”

    • Mike

      LOL!

  • Tom Leith

    So she thinks the faculty of Ohio State will award a PhD to a woman who marries a bicycle? Well, maybe they will unless they have SteveP’s insight here…

    • TomD

      As an alumnus of Ohio State University, I would like to clarify that, according to the article, she is pursuing her Ph.D. at Ohio University, which is in Athens, Ohio, not at Ohio State University.

      • Tom Leith

        Oh — I’m so sorry. It is the Athenians that are up for about anything, not the Buckeyes.

        • TomD

          Athenians have long been known for all manner of odd ideas and behavior. Buckeyes, I’d like to think, still see bicycles primarily as a means of transportation. Not quite so eclectic, us Buckeyes.

      • OU Grad

        As an alumnus of Ohio University: Please, dear alma mater, don’t give this woman a degree.

  • Rebecca Fuentes

    She’s just using him for his mobility.

    • SteveP

      Very astute observation. To her credit, it’s probably difficult to be in a relationship with something always two-tired.

  • alwr

    Looks like one more sad attempt to get attention. The media is chock full of them.

  • capaxdei

    You know what they say. A woman needs a bicycle like a man needs to fish.

  • Steve P (with a space)

    I don’t give it a year… she’ll be caught cheating with a moped.

    • SteveP (sans space)

      Yeah, we’ll then hear: “there’s nothing wrong with a biped being bipedal attracted!”


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