…marriage means nothing.
Oh dear. Doesn’t she realize she is inviting verbal harassment from civil rights activists who will pound her with: “Bicycles can’t consent!”
So she thinks the faculty of Ohio State will award a PhD to a woman who marries a bicycle? Well, maybe they will unless they have SteveP’s insight here…
As an alumnus of Ohio State University, I would like to clarify that, according to the article, she is pursuing her Ph.D. at Ohio University, which is in Athens, Ohio, not at Ohio State University.
Oh — I’m so sorry. It is the Athenians that are up for about anything, not the Buckeyes.
Athenians have long been known for all manner of odd ideas and behavior. Buckeyes, I’d like to think, still see bicycles primarily as a means of transportation. Not quite so eclectic, us Buckeyes.
As an alumnus of Ohio University: Please, dear alma mater, don’t give this woman a degree.
She’s just using him for his mobility.
Very astute observation. To her credit, it’s probably difficult to be in a relationship with something always two-tired.
Looks like one more sad attempt to get attention. The media is chock full of them.
You know what they say. A woman needs a bicycle like a man needs to fish.
I don’t give it a year… she’ll be caught cheating with a moped.
Yeah, we’ll then hear: “there’s nothing wrong with a biped being bipedal attracted!”