It’s the New Age Bullshit Generator!

Pretty nifty. I clicked the link and was rewarded with the following wisdom:

The quantum soup is full of ultrasonic energy.

Nothing is impossible. We exist as atomic ionization.

Imagine an evolving of what could be.

Astral projection may be the solution to what’s holding you back from an ecstatic harmonizing of fulfillment. Through tarot, our lives are immersed in stardust. As you self-actualize, you will enter into infinite purpose that transcends understanding.

Yes, it is possible to eliminate the things that can exterminate us, but not without energy on our side. You must take a stand against materialism. Ego is born in the gap where karma has been excluded.

You and I are travellers of the quantum soup. Karma is the nature of joy, and of us. We grow, we vibrate, we are reborn.

To traverse the path is to become one with it.Our conversations with other adventurers have led to an unveiling of pseudo-high-frequency consciousness. Throughout history, humans have been interacting with the universe via expanding wave functions. We are at a crossroads of stardust and stagnation.

Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is understanding. The goal of pulses is to plant the seeds of love rather than desire. Life is the driver of rebirth.

I think this really completes the experience:


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