Good Soviets Will Now Repeat: “Archie Died For Our Sins”

Oh Bruh-ther:

Archie Andrews Dead: Comic Hero Shot Saving Gay Friend Kevin Keller

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Since when did Archie comics go from being one step above Bazooka Bubble Gum jokes to Serious Trauma Lit for Professionally Aggrieved Grievance Professionals? The spectacle of Archie RFK’d as a martyr to gay rights is like somebody thinking it’s a good idea to depict Winnie the Pooh gnawing his own leg off in a bear trap to promote animal rights. Give thou me a break. Does every damn thing in the world have to be reverently politicized by the Improvers of the Human Race? This is as tedious as a Soviet Lecture.


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