Since when did Archie comics go from being one step above Bazooka Bubble Gum jokes to Serious Trauma Lit for Professionally Aggrieved Grievance Professionals? The spectacle of Archie RFK’d as a martyr to gay rights is like somebody thinking it’s a good idea to depict Winnie the Pooh gnawing his own leg off in a bear trap to promote animal rights. Give thou me a break. Does every damn thing in the world have to be reverently politicized by the Improvers of the Human Race? This is as tedious as a Soviet Lecture.