Pewsitter Employee Considering Adding A Few Additional Exclamation Points To Headline

Eye of the Tiber kills me.

For maximum passive-aggression, Pewsitters’ patented accusation by question mark method:

Shea: Gay Communist?

Simcha Fischer: Jewish infiltrator or Just Mark Shea in Drag??

Bergoglio: Threat, Menace, Both???

…is the main punctuation strategery.