I’ve never gotten a spam blackmail note before

This was addressed to me and a bunch of other people in my email box this AM:

Dear Sir,

I saw a maid servant pick a new born baby from
waste garbage basket from my flat window in Thane.
At that time I was employed with Cybertech systems & software, Waghle Industrial Estate, THANE,
MAHARASHTRA STATE,INDIA.Some time in the year 1998/1999.

PLEASE SEND ME 1 BILLION $.
Mr Joby Manuel
Mobile—+91-9526386159

Dang it! I left my billion dollars in my other pair of pants. Maybe one of the other addressees can pick up the tab. Teach me for leaving those illegitmimate babies lying around India back in the 90s.