Pretty much

Pretty much May 8, 2017

And then, Catholics for Malevolent Narcissists sets to work everywhere on the blogosphere to point out that *nowhere* in the Catechism, nor in a single papal or conciliar document in the entire history of the Church do the words, “The rich are absolutely forbidden to harvest the organs of the poor at will or hunt them for sport”.  This is followed by *years* of closely reasoned argumentation showing that Catholics who oppose this are liberal peace and justice CINO’s whose Liberation Theology spite against Job Creators has concocted yet another innovation against the Tradition and blaming the Marxist Pope Francis for his hostility to the American Way.

Finally, Fr. Folk Hero or some lay philosopher teaching at an important community college in Oklahoma and contributing to Crisis and National Review publishes a major book titled: Body and Blood for the Life of the World:  A Catholic Defense of Hunting and Harvesting the Poor which shows that the recent innovation of the Franciscan Church in condemning the hunting and harvesting of the poor by the rich is, at best, a prudential judgment and one that can be safely ignored by a standing on one foot, squinting through one eye and reading this one sentence from Augustine and this other thing St. Thomas once said.

Catholics for Malevolent Narcissists will then immediately hail that book as the Final Word on the subject and one that totally outweighs anything liberal Marxist Commie pope Francis or the ridiculous and useless USCCB may say on the subject.

Henceforth all discussion of the matter will be dismissed with an eyeroll and the impatient words, “This was all dealt with in Fr. Folk Hero’s book.  Haven’t you read it?  Liberalism: It’s a mental illness, I tell you.”


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