Catholic and Enjoying It!
Yes, you can own your very own jiggly replica of a pound of fat for $34. For $90, you can purchase 5 pounds of fake wobbly blubber to have lying around the house!
I’m thinking they should feature this on the homepage for Valentine’s Day:
“Forget jewelry and roses! Get one for Valentine’s Day to let that lovely lady in your life know that you’re really concerned about her health! She’s guaranteed never to speak to you again after she eats the entire heart-shaped box of clearance chocolates you so thoughtfully wooed her with.”
I’d love to have a box of these and build a creature out of them. Good thing Christmas is only 11 months away!
Damn! And I just lost 45 pounds for free!
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