A local guy found a picture from 1870 he says definitively proves Nicholas Cage is a vampire and has been trying to sell it on eBay for a million bucks.
I’m sure there’s a rational explanation for how this vampire is able to be photographed.
What cracks me up are the people who are *seriously* arguing in the comboxes about whether vampires exist and poring over the photo to *seriously* argue that, no, this isn’t really Nicholas Cage.