Religious Bigot Betrays Fundraiser It’s okay though. It was just Christians. Methodists don’t beat people to death with axes for their small-minded insults to their faith. [Read more...]

The NY Times Labors to Undermine Abstinence Education [Read more...]

The Vulcans Behind the Grand End to Evil Project At least, according to this author. [Read more...]

If the band had promised to hand out condoms or give a homily on the splendors of gay sex, they would have been welcomed with open arms Public schools: invented to keep people away from the Catholic Church and now working to keep people away from all contact with God. [Read more...]

My guess is that the police will start the investigation with fingerprinting [Read more...]

Virginia Attempts to Keep Marriage What it has Always Been Gays outraged at refusal to acknowledge the supreme greatness of everything homosexual. [Read more...]

From the Civil Right Act of 1964 to Lawsuits about the Feelings of Transgendered Pottygoers The trajectory of American Civic Discourse in 40 years. Imagine where it will be 40 years from now. [Read more...]

Latest LarkNews is here! [Read more...]

Mysterious Robed Figures Operate Baby-Killing Death Cult on US Soil with Complete Immunity from the Law [Read more...]

Okay. *Now* I’m outta here. [Read more...]