A Coronation Ode for this Festive Day, Meditating on the theme Sic Transit Gloria Mundi The tusks that clashed in mighty brawls of mastodons, are billiard balls. The sword of Charlemagne the Just Is ferric oxide, known as rust. The grizzly bear whose potent hug Was feared by all, is now a rug. Great Caesar’s [Read More...]


A reader sends along the following: The following letter to the editor appeared in the Dec. 18 issue of The Long Island Catholic, the newspaper of the Diocese of Rockville Centre: Editor: As headlines and columns (by Jimmy Breslin in particu- lar) in Newsday continue to imply that Bishop Murphy was signifi- cantly involved in [Read More...]


Meanwhile, there’s a shortage of mosques in France However, this is nothing to the absolute and total absence of churches in that sunny land of friendship, Saudi Arabia. Sooner or later, if we are serious about the War on Terror, the real “regime change” that has to happen will take place in the House of [Read More...]


While PBS is docilely forwarding the Jihad The BBC is dutifully dissing the Blessed Virgin. The post-Christian Left is in the thrall of demons. There’s no explanation for such looniness except that found in Ephesians 6:12. I wonder how long before the post-Christian Right goes mad too. Supreme irony alert: the BBC only tempers its [Read More...]


Even the Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem is figuring out the Arafat is a murderous thug who does his people no good Still had to get swipes in at Israel, but he can be taught. [Read more...]


Microsoft Error Message Haiku Somebody sent me these: Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You [Read More...]


Fun for the whole family! Bring the kids and let them play till they’re all pooped out. [Read more...]


Hmmm… First cruise ships, now this. I wonder if the cruise ships were a test for something. [Read more...]


My Coronation Uniform Black and white photography is so much starker than color. I think it highlights my Majesty more, don’t you? I do hope all you dear little people can come to the festivities. [Read more...]


The War of the Rose (Episode MMMCCCLXVIII) In the latest entry from the “We Won’t Take Yes for an Answer” Department, The Michael Rose Defense League keeps battering away at Fr. Rob Johansen, months after he agreed to draconian demands to curb free speech lest Rose’s thin skin be pricked. It’s not enough, apparently, that [Read More...]


Now here’s a worthy cause I think we can all support Me, for Holy Roman Emperor. Send your notes of adulation, financial contributions and prayers for a long, blessed and fruitful reign to my email account. Please refer all complaints, communist manifestos, Jeffersonian agitprop, and bills to this address. It is with towering humility that [Read More...]


Cyber-Community for People with Absolutely No Life of Their Own Can you *imagine* trying to have a lengthy chat about this? Much less a Message Board? [Read more...]