Let Christmas now take away your pain as ytou enter into jollification! Christ is born! Allelluia!

And yet it will, tomorrow!.

And the Star Wars Holiday Special keeps on being the hideous thing it is.

If the world ends today, you won’t have to watch the rest of this.

So much heartache is avoided with the central feast of our faith being overlooked by the world.

For Better or for Worse.

And it hurts me like murder.

In the words of Stephen Bishop, it just goes on and on.

Diahann Carroll: Perhaps the most penitential Christmas Carroll in history.

Exquisite, is it not?

In time, you will thank me.