Pope to Authorize “Disney Mass”

(ROME) Pope Francis announced today that, in an effort to make Catholic worship “cooler” he was authorizing the creation of a New Mass that would feature altar servers, lectors, and Eucharistic ministers dressed as beloved characters from the Disney pantheon. “Now the children will have a chance to hear Goofy offer the Old Testament reading [Read More...]

Happy Anniversary!

Today is the Feast of the Annunciation, the moment at which God began the Normandy Invasion of Occupied Earth and seal the downfall of the Prince of Darkness and his reign over fallen creation. It is also, by no coincidence at all, the day this happened: The light sprang up again, and there on the [Read More...]

Remember, O Lord, Your Servant Oscar Romero…

….martyred on the eve of the Feast of the Annunciation by the powers of hell, just as St. Maximilian Kolbe was martyred by those same power on the eve of the Assumption.  By your cross and resurrection they have defeated those powers, were exalted by you, and enjoy forever the ecstasy of heaven in union [Read More...]

It’s your PI Moment!

At the tone, the exact moment will be 3/14 1:59. You’re welcome!  Happy Pi Day! Next year will be even more exciting: 3/14/15 9:26 [Read more...]

Golly! Who Could Possibly Have Foreseen This?

Rich gay guys immediately use gay “marriage” as platform for trying to force Church to perform gay “marriage” or punish them legally and financially if they resist. That has, of course, been the goal all along. The gay movement is intolerant, punishing, militant, and hate-filled and cannot rest until it forces all, not merely to [Read More...]

Harvard Writer So Passionate to Save Liberalism…

…she is adamant that free speech must be crushed in order to preserve it. The Leftist itch for tyranny is always so hilariously un-self-aware. Righties, when they go off the deep end into Dark Enlightment crap, know that they have to cloak their language in pseudo-scientific euphemism like “human biodiversity” to create a sufficient smokescreen [Read More...]

For Fat Tuesday

Here. Have some. [Read more...]

The cuddly and adorable side of the Vikings

A scholar of the University of Oslo has cracked one of the rune codes used by the Vikings, revealing they were sending each other messages such as ‘Kiss me’. I want ancient runes that say: A Møøse once bit my sister … No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse  with the sharpened end [Read More...]

In Honor of Yesterday

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Prolife Linky Love

Here’s a proposed resolution to stop funding abortion. Here’s David Alexander bringing you the fifth year of on-the-spot coverage of the equally annual “premiere conference for the online prolife community” hosted once again by the Family Research Council in Washington DC. http://manwithblackhat.blogspot.com/2014/01/2014-prolifecon-twitcast-and-transcript.html And, since human life is sacred even when it is guilty human life, [Read More...]