Rush Just Keeps Getting Better

Did El Rushbo Make Il Papa TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year? “Now, I’m not a narcissist and I don’t think everything’s about me…” Mhm. [Read more...]

In 1951, an Entire Generation of Narcissists Was Not Still Telling Everybody

“I remember exactly where I was when I heard the news that William McKinley had been shot”. But Baby Boomers, being the incredibly self-absorbed people we are, are *still* dominating national discourse for the entire month of November with our conviction that an emotionally upsetting moment from our mummified Pepsi Generation Youth is something that [Read More...]

Has Obama Ever Taken Responsibility for Anything Bad Ever?

If it’s not Sebellius brazenly looking down her now ten foot long Pinocchio nose and declaring, “‘I would suggest the website has never crashed“, it’s Obama’s ridiculous attempt to somehow pin the disastrous rollout on Mitt Romney, which even Mediaite rolls its eyes at.  The president, who somehow was never apprised of the implosion of [Read More...]

Nobel Peace Prize Winner Obama

…waives ban on aiding regimes that use child soldiers. Here’s a recording the volcanic eruption of outrage at this fundamental assault on decency by the God King from the Obama-supporting antiwar Left: Generation Narcissus: The Conscience of our Century [Read more...]

Damn Libruls!

And then that bleeding heart wuss Reagan actually signed a UN treaty outlawing torture. The generation that faced down Communists and Nazis had no idea what evil is. All of human history begins with Baby Boomers! That’s why we’ve made everything so much better since the 60s. What will you Gen Xers do without us, [Read More...]

God Save Us from Narcissistic Priests

Father, it’s not all about you.  In fact, it’s not about you at all.  Do the words “alter Christus” ring a bell?  Nobody’s interested in how fascinating you are.  Give us Christ and not your talent for show tunes.  Also, stop stealing people’s wedding memories by sucking all the oxygen out of the room with [Read More...]

For Generation Narcissus, Every Opponent is Hitler and Every Conflict is WWII

What a great country.  Where else can you go to see allegedly mature adults respond to the slaughter of a classroom full of six year olds by uniting to compare one another to Hitler. Obama, of course, is Hitler because he dictatorially confiscated all our guns signed a small fraction of the Executive orders Bush 43 [Read More...]

Boring Woodstock Generation Crotch-Obsessed Rebels…

issue same tedious demands they have been issuing since 1968. Something something contraception something something divorce and remarriage something something gay “marriage” something something something women priests something something democracy something something conscience Some people have lived 44 years since 1968. Some people have lived 1968 44 times. [Read more...]

First Wave of Children of Gay Couples…

…are now beginning to report in on the “How were we supposed to know?” phase of history just as most of American civilization is embarking on the “What could it possibly hurt?” phase. Train wreck ahead. But then, this was never about the children. This is about the need for narcissists to feel affirmed in [Read More...]

One of the Interesting Sociological Questions…

…is how a generation as self-sacrificial and willing to endure so much as the Greatest Generation managed to give rise to children so self-absorbed as this, my generation, the Boomers. Here’s our latest bit of trendiness, a skyrocketing divorce rate. What’s behind it? Boomers deciding “it’s time to really get into my life and think [Read More...]

A message from a member of Generation Narcissus to These Darn Kids Today

As one of those to whom All History was Leading and after whom nothing really important will happen, it seems to me you haven’t suffered the way my generation did. Therefore, to try to give you a taste of what we endured, I offer this: Younger generation: You may commence pitying us. And don’t forget [Read More...]


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