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US Bishops Petition Holy See to Mandate Hand Squeeze Following Doxology I’m just praying they will really step up and mandate audible breast-beating during the Penitential Rite. [Read more...]

Smiley Face Galaxy Discovered

CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS! [Read more...]

Benedict Confirms Epic Kegger at Apostolic Palace….

….During Francis Visit to US. Eye of the Tiber remains America’s #1 Source for Catholic News. [Read more...]

Perhaps the Greatest Rick Roll of All Time

Guy rick rolls his physics prof with a term paper: [Read more...]

Permission to Play Devil’s Advocate…

DENIED! [Read more...]

The Patented Hitler Emoticon

Vaccination wars and Seahawk liturgies getting you down? Remember that my patented Hitler emoticon[TM] can brighten *any* discussion with an irrelevant comparison of anybody or anything to America’s favorite tyrannical mass murderer. /:E( Don’t like Pete Carroll’s bone-headed call? Just say, “That was dumber than Stalingrad!” and add the Hitler emoticon: /:E( Somebody suggest that [Read More...]

Zombie Haiku

BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! [Read more...]

This is a Tour Guide Who Really Loves His Job

Most amazing and hilarious tour guide ever. [Read more...]

ISIS Threatens to Vaccinate Hostages

Eye of the Tiber continues to demonstrate why it St. Blog’s Most Trusted Source for News. Also: Nation’s Catholics Demand Better Catechesis to Better Understand What Teachings to Ignore and: CDF Directs Enthusiasts not to Host Bigfoot “Seers” [Read more...]

Andy Dwyer in Jurassic Parks and Recreation

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