On Richard Sherman, Seahawks Public Relations Professional

Say what you will about the tenets of National Shermanism, at least it’s an *ethos*! Look, we don’t need Sherman to introduce Masterpiece Theatre, comment on the works of Plato, or summarize Proust. We just need him to kick the clenched, fearful little butts of the Broncos as they scamper away like adorable, tiny eohippi. [Read More...]

Am I Totally Depraved for Laughing at This

…or just predestined to find it hilarious? Which reminds me: What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? “Well, I’m glad that’s over with.” [Read more...]

Three steps to a cheap laugh

Step 1: Step 2: Recall that another word for “Grandma” is “Nana” Step 3: Wait for penny to drop.   [Read more...]

Totally Depraved Women are Predestined to Love It!

Now TULIP scented! Speaking of which, I got this in the mail the other day from a convert from Calvinism: I really enjoyed your article on Calvinism. I think you nailed it. This was the best: It’s funny.  Some of my favorite people I’ve come to know since becoming Catholic are former Calvinists.  And yet [Read More...]

I don’t like Sudoku

I prefer Real Ku instead. Ah me. I slay me. [Read more...]

Pope to Star in New Family Comedy…

…about a Pontiff accidently left in the Vatican during Christmas break.  Title:  Rome Alone. HT: Deacon Greg [Read more...]

A FB Exchange

Rod Bennett: “Men of few words are the best men.” – William Shakespeare Cow Shea: He must’ve had very low self-esteem. Mark Shea” “Yup.” – Gary Cooper [Read more...]

Adorably and Deliciously Disturbing

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More Stupid Papal Headlines

“Pope turns bread and wine into body and blood of Christ with this one weird trick!” “Have your sins removed forever at no cost! Here’s how!” “Ancient religious wisdom can lead to fat burning, weight loss, improved libido. Click on Lent 2014 for more info.” [Read more...]

Now and then the Onion even challenges its own smug assumptions

Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week Still waiting for Peter Singer to hug a profoundly disfigured man instead of making a mint off books recommending he be killed. I’ll take the brainwashed idiots who roll up their sleeves and help in the name of Jesus Christ over the intellect-worshipping Reddit [Read More...]

I’ve been meaning to get around to being lazy

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Story of My Life

Or, as my kids are fond of saying, “An enemy is just a friend who wants to kill you.” [Read more...]