Thousands Sign Petition Calling for Immediate Canonization of Harambe

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Jesus Assumes New Role as Savior Emeritus…

…as Catholic blogger Takes Over Task of Saving Church from Francis “We just feel like it’s gotten pretty obvious since the Council that He’s no longer up to the task,” roommate and spokesman for Robison, Clyde Barnes, told the press. “A whole series of bad appointments, providential allowances of culture decline, and disastrous permissions of [Read More…]

Mars Opposition, Blue Moon Happening This Weekend

Go ahead.  Ask me how often that happens… [Read more…]

Seems like it would be easier to just vote…

…for Joe Schriner. [Read more…]

Even Funnier than Onion Articles…

…are Onion articles people believe and pass around as genuine news. [Read more…]

I AM NOT SORRY!

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was a tense moment. [Read more…]

Beware the Slippery Slope!

“If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.” — Thomas de Quincey [Read more…]

Least Competent Criminals

Taco company turns lemons into lemonade: [Read more…]

The coroner suspects it was pestocide

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This Killed Me

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