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The Fat Guy’s Life Verse

My face I did not shield from buffets. – Isaiah 50:6 h/t Reader Christopher Zelonis [Read more…]

Can’t. Resist. Fat. Jokes

After A Sphere Mercy the other day (of which I am perhaps sinfully proud) I’ve been thinking of more fat (and other terrible) jokes and posting them on FB (which is what prompted Peter Holmes to write a Thomistic analysis of Dad Jokes). Today, I wrote “I’m not saying I’m fat, but instead of a [Read More…]

A Thomistic Analysis of Dad Jokes

Reader Peter Holmes puts his Catholic education to good use by writing: Whether some jokes are not Dad jokes Objection 1: The joke relies on knowledge not usually possessed by children. The joke is addressed to Facebook users who are, by law, over 14 years old. Therefore it is not a Dad joke. Objection 2: The [Read More…]

Too soon?

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As the Prophet Trudeau Spake in 1999

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Beliefnet Acquires Patheos

I wonder if this has something to do with the “Compulsory Organ Donation Agreement for Patheos Writers Over 55” memo I got.  I mean, I’m willing to take one for the team, but I still feel like I have a few productive years left. And let me add that this is definitely Real Mark Shea writing [Read More…]

You will never make me apologize for this!

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Jason Bach’s cartoons…

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Big Ben has a Twitter Account

Fur realz: BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG — Big Ben (@big_ben_clock) September 6, 2016 That kills me. [Read more…]