Rod Bennett: “Men of few words are the best men.” – William Shakespeare Cow Shea: He must’ve had very low self-esteem. Mark Shea” “Yup.” – Gary Cooper [Read more...]

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“Pope turns bread and wine into body and blood of Christ with this one weird trick!” “Have your sins removed forever at no cost! Here’s how!” “Ancient religious wisdom can lead to fat burning, weight loss, improved libido. Click on Lent 2014 for more info.” [Read more...]

Local Church Full Of Brainwashed Idiots Feeds Town’s Poor Every Week Still waiting for Peter Singer to hug a profoundly disfigured man instead of making a mint off books recommending he be killed. I’ll take the brainwashed idiots who roll up their sleeves and help in the name of Jesus Christ over the intellect-worshipping Reddit [Read More...]

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Or, as my kids are fond of saying, “An enemy is just a friend who wants to kill you.” [Read more...]

This killed me. [Read more...]

Growing up there was an optometrist near a store we use to go to. Gilligan was his name. My father called his office Gilligan Eye Land. There are no words…. no words. [Read more...]

Here are Matthew Broderick and Dan Castellaneta flanking Betty White at a recent fundraising banquet for CA: [Read more...]

Priest on FB writes: Broncos v. Chargers: pony wars! How will the bronys cope? Weisenheimer friend of priest replies: Okay, the phrase “brony’s cope” just made me think of what might well be the event horizon of horrible vestments. *** Warning: Only funny in a tiny ecological niche of Catholics. [Read more...]

Mike Flynn has the hilarious goods. [Read more...]