Mars Opposition, Blue Moon Happening This Weekend

Go ahead.  Ask me how often that happens… [Read more…]

Seems like it would be easier to just vote…

…for Joe Schriner. [Read more…]

Even Funnier than Onion Articles…

…are Onion articles people believe and pass around as genuine news. [Read more…]

I AM NOT SORRY!

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was a tense moment. [Read more…]

Beware the Slippery Slope!

“If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.” — Thomas de Quincey [Read more…]

Least Competent Criminals

Taco company turns lemons into lemonade: [Read more…]

The coroner suspects it was pestocide

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This Killed Me

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GEICO has to have the strangest and funniest ad strategy in insurance history

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SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, EpicPew! You shouldn’t have!  My very own Dear the Internet Collected List of Christmas Demands! [Read more…]