To paraphrase Admiral James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Pants


A Horrible Way to Die

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Child Converts to Catholic Faith in Response to Incontinent Neighbor Canine

Yes. I’m 12. [Read more...]

I’m a survivor

Well, by now the whole world has heard the stories and seen the horrendous images of devastation from Seattle. The burning sofa, the crowds chanting “SEAHAWKS!” really loud. A city of a couple of million now reeling from the news that six drunken frat boys have been arrested for partying too hearty. It’s like living [Read More...]


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Cats: A Super-Intelligent Race Sent Here from Another Planet to Observe Our World?

Or just stupid? Experts have disagreed for centuries. [Read more...]

100 Movie Quotes…

reduced to charts. This killed me. [Read more...]

This Killed Me

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I’m told that all this snow elevates North America’s albedo.

So I guess we can expect quite the Baby Boom in nine months! [Read more...]

This killed me

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I gotta get me one of these!

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I have a feeling this image will get a lot of use over the span of this pontificate

Relieves self-absorbed promethean neo-pelagian pains in the butt on contact! [Read more...]