I AM NOT SORRY!

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was a tense moment. [Read more…]

Beware the Slippery Slope!

“If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility and procrastination.” — Thomas de Quincey [Read more…]

Least Competent Criminals

Taco company turns lemons into lemonade: [Read more…]

The coroner suspects it was pestocide

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This Killed Me

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GEICO has to have the strangest and funniest ad strategy in insurance history

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SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, EpicPew! You shouldn’t have!  My very own Dear the Internet Collected List of Christmas Demands! [Read more…]

Exquisite Perfection

A funny thing happened in that Joke with the Pope contest … The Joke with the Pope contest is over and the winner is … a rabbi who says of himself he is “the world’s only practicing clergyman doing stand-up comedy … intentionally.” The winning joke is: “My wife and I have been married for [Read More…]

I love Eye of the Tiber So Much!

Last week, this killed me. This week, this killed me. [Read more…]

This is Awesome

Stephen Colbert does what he was born to do: [Read more…]