Pope Gets Last F-Bomb Out of His System…

…before giving up cussing for Lent. One more reason why I love Eye of the Tiber *and* this pope so much. [Read more...]

Somehow I Feel Strangely… Compelled… to Post This

God Cancels Free Will: God has canceled free will for the human species effective immediately, according to a terse communication from the Celestial Department of Human Relations. “Certain regrettable abuses have made it necessary to withdraw the human attribute of free will. We apologize for any inconvenience this change may cause to our valued subscribers. [Read More...]

Scott P. Richert…

…is in rare form on this, the Feast of the Last Wednesday that Might Ash Wednesday But Turns Out Not to Be, Phew! [Read more...]

If all goes well…

…I won’t have to do my taxes. [Read more...]

Any parody of The Fox that mentions Dominicans is okay in my book

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This is Awesome

The Emergent Church is a super-rarified form of post-Evangelical Protestantism that basically is in reaction to everything the generation of James Dobson and Billy Graham thought important.  As such, it has developed it’s own unique vocabulary that no normal person outside the Bubble would ever use and has succeeded in making itself yet another even [Read More...]

To paraphrase Admiral James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Pants

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!! [Read more...]

I’m a survivor

Well, by now the whole world has heard the stories and seen the horrendous images of devastation from Seattle. The burning sofa, the crowds chanting “SEAHAWKS!” really loud. A city of a couple of million now reeling from the news that six drunken frat boys have been arrested for partying too hearty. It’s like living [Read More...]

Cats: A Super-Intelligent Race Sent Here from Another Planet to Observe Our World?

Or just stupid? Experts have disagreed for centuries. [Read more...]

100 Movie Quotes…

reduced to charts. This killed me. [Read more...]


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