Best story from the LA Congress

A reader writes: My son John Paul was required to go.  He was torn, but missing school made up for a lot.  Overall, his comment was “super lame”.  But the guys carrying the “hug me” signs provided an outlet.  He made them hug him for twice as long as they were actually willing to, and [Read More...]

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“Mark!” people ask me…

“What is the secret of your boyish good looks, your tousled golden hair, and your youthful pep?” Well, Random Citizen, I’ll tell you… [Read more...]

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Pope Francis Bows…

…to House Plant, Refrigerator. Authors of Rorate Caeli declare onset of End Times, strip naked, run in snow screaming about neo-catholic spiders crawling all over them, taken in for psych eval. Entire readership books passage to small island off the coast of Italy to await return of Jesus in “Hit the Reset Button” semi-parousia with [Read More...]

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Friday Lenten Meditation

“I AM THE GREATEST PENITENT OF ALL TIME!!!” said no one, ever. [Read more...]

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Pope Gets Last F-Bomb Out of His System…

…before giving up cussing for Lent. One more reason why I love Eye of the Tiber *and* this pope so much. [Read more...]

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Somehow I Feel Strangely… Compelled… to Post This

God Cancels Free Will: God has canceled free will for the human species effective immediately, according to a terse communication from the Celestial Department of Human Relations. “Certain regrettable abuses have made it necessary to withdraw the human attribute of free will. We apologize for any inconvenience this change may cause to our valued subscribers. [Read More...]

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Scott P. Richert…

…is in rare form on this, the Feast of the Last Wednesday that Might Ash Wednesday But Turns Out Not to Be, Phew! [Read more...]

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If all goes well…

…I won’t have to do my taxes. [Read more...]

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Any parody of The Fox that mentions Dominicans is okay in my book

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This is Awesome

The Emergent Church is a super-rarified form of post-Evangelical Protestantism that basically is in reaction to everything the generation of James Dobson and Billy Graham thought important.  As such, it has developed it’s own unique vocabulary that no normal person outside the Bubble would ever use and has succeeded in making itself yet another even [Read More...]

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