This killed me

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I don’t know what it says about me that I find such things funny

Reminds me of the meme “People are like balloons. When you stab them, they die.” [Read more...]

The Great Thing About Being a Liberal Arts Major…

…is that it teaches you to despise all the money you’ll never make: I remember when I first got a job at the English factory.  Good times.  Good times. [Read more...]

I get this a lot

More affirming people tell me, “I was just high-fiving your face”. [Read more...]

Sign of Hope #3498734: The Vatican’s New Website

I find it consoling that one look at the Vatican website destroys forever the Jack Chick legend of the team of computer scientist super-geniuses compiling the database on all Protestants slated for execution. Added bonus: “Best Viewed with Netscape Navigator” icon in the footer has been removed. A harbinger of the Great Cleansing Fire that [Read More...]

Juvenile, but Hilarious

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Don’t be a Heartless Monster

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Everyone Knows Steve Greydanus is a good Catholic film critic

But, did you know he is the *only* Catholic film critic who can silently kill five Chinese agents in a crowded opera house using only a rolled up playbill, without spilling a drop of his dry martini, or the losing the love of a beautiful woman? True dish! [Read more...]

Got my boat!

Got my padd…. oh: [Read more...]

On This Day in 1945…

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