I’m Sure Glad I Find It a Breeze to Obey This Commandment

As a Living Saint, this commandment from our Lord just comes naturally to me. I scarcely need to think about it, so full of natural charity am I. I don’t think I’ve ever broken it, much less thought about breaking it. Also, I have visited Alpha Centauri personally. [Read more...]

I could actually feel the Cold War melting in my heart as I watched this

Still not as great as the the Red Army Band’s performance of “Sweet Home Alabama” And not quite as wondrous as Encounter Over Planet Trololo [Read more...]

I love Lino Rulli

Santo Subito! American author calls for his own Sainthood, now Ahead of John Paul II, popular SIRIUS/XM radio host desires canonization ATLANTA, Sept. 4, 2013 – Widely known for his wit and humor as the host of “The Catholic Guy” on SiriusXM Radio, Lino Rulli believes that, like Pope John Paul II, his own Cause [Read More...]

Songify the News Does it Again

There’s something about their daffy absurdity that really captures how dangerously dumb postmodernity is: [Read more...]

Help Kickstart World War III!

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Disloyal American Blogger Posts Political Humor

My Peace Plan: My current plan for peace involves Rand Paul quietly introducing a resolution to strap Congress to Tomahawks and fire them into Antarctica. He can do it while McCain is distracted playing online poker. Why pursue this wise and innovative course of action? For the obvious reason that the resulting explosions will only [Read More...]

Oh Those Wacky Japanese!

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Proof this Pope Is Deeply in Touch with the Most Profound Human Needs

Pope Francis Calls Zack Snyder to Complain of Ben Affleck’s Selection to Play Batman There is no hell the gospel cannot confront. [Read more...]

To My Partners in Evil, Patrick Coffin and Fr. Dwight Longenecker

Dear Patrick: What is the matter with you? Why didn’t you have your Liturgy Cop Police Scanner on this morning and catch this photo for immediate commentary and condemnation? Me and Longenecker were down at Dunkin Donuts getting breakfast and you were supposed to be monitoring the internet for all signs of liturgical abuse! Do [Read More...]

Conversation for a Saturday

Friend: I’m procrastinating. Me: I’m putting off procrastinating. Friend: I’m thinking about the possibility of putting off procrastination. [Read more...]


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