Proof this Pope Is Deeply in Touch with the Most Profound Human Needs

Pope Francis Calls Zack Snyder to Complain of Ben Affleck’s Selection to Play Batman There is no hell the gospel cannot confront. [Read more...]

Well, *I* Thought it Was Funny Anyway

If your child or his friends are visiting sites like the Postmodern Essay Generator, you need to panic RIGHT NOW and then begin screaming and screaming in a hysteria so profound you are terrified that you may never be able to stop.  And if you start screaming things like this… In the works of Burroughs, [Read More...]

To My Partners in Evil, Patrick Coffin and Fr. Dwight Longenecker

Dear Patrick: What is the matter with you? Why didn’t you have your Liturgy Cop Police Scanner on this morning and catch this photo for immediate commentary and condemnation? Me and Longenecker were down at Dunkin Donuts getting breakfast and you were supposed to be monitoring the internet for all signs of liturgical abuse! Do [Read More...]

Conversation for a Saturday

Friend: I’m procrastinating. Me: I’m putting off procrastinating. Friend: I’m thinking about the possibility of putting off procrastination. [Read more...]

Look! It’s Brandon Vogt with Woody Allen *and* Burl Ives!

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Can’t. Resist. Joke!

He’s not a tame liar. As to this iteration of the Latest Real Jesus, Jimmy Akin does the autopsy on this particular work of projection and information filtering and how it presents us with a Jesus made in the image and likeness of Reza Aslan. Remember: all Latest Real Jesuses tell you only about the [Read More...]

What Ho, Gods of the Abyss

An astonishing and hilarious mashup of P.G. Wodehouse and H.P. Lovecraft. [Read more...]

So *that’s* what I’m doing!

Well, in that case, you’re welcome! [Read more...]


Smarty pants scientists have never explained how, if the so-called “round earth” theory is true, people don’t fall off the other side! HA! IN YOUR FACE POINDEXTERS!  SIMPLE FAITH TRUMPS THE WISDOM OF MEN!!!! [Read more...]

Teenage Catholic Groovy

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Jason Bach is On the Air!

A fun new cartoonist has his site up and running. Some samples: [Read more...]


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