Only good reason I can think of for wanting to be single again

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The Even Advisory System

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Yesterday America Paused to Remember Our Great National Trauma

Everybody alive on that fateful night remembers where they were and what they were doing. ¬†If you feel you need to, please share your personal story of suffering¬†and healing in the combox. We’re here for you. [Read more…]

This killed me

Let’s be careful out there tonight, people! [Read more…]

Death Star Conspiracy Theory

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Why is NASA strangling so many people?

What can explain the mysterious vendetta cheesemakers have against sleepy people? What has prompted Nicolas Cage’s killing spree? These are questions only Michael Flynn or William M. Briggs can answer. [Read more…]

Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Dog

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This makes me proud to be a member of the human race

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Sharp Dressers

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