It Gets Better

The above photo is my contribution to the “It Gets Better” campaign to help shy young nerdlings find the confidence to know that someday they will blossom into obnoxious old fat nerds. [Read more...]

Attention, Low Information Voters! You Can Help!

If you believe in ending this scourge, click on the “Donate” button my right rail and give as much as you possibly can right now! [Read more...]

Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows…

…to unleash tranquility on West. Buddhist sleeper agents, disguised as hot dog vendors, pledge to “make Americans one with everything.” [Read more...]

November 22 Seems Like a Good Day for Conspiracy Theories

and reader John Herreid comes through with a fine, albeit tongue-in-cheek effort: “I heard Our Lady of Medjugorje said vaccines cause genetically modified corn to adopt common core standards.” Be afraid.  Be very afraid. [Read more...]

My Combox Troll Troubles are Over!

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His Abysmal Undersecretary Screwtape…

…has written a new letter to his new apprentice Grubmuck, detailing the strategy for attacking the work of the Church since the election of one of his worst enemies to the See of Peter. [Read more...]

Six Ridiculous Science Myths…

You Learned in Kindergarten. [Read more...]

More Proofs of Atheism!

Having pored over the exhaustive evidence for atheism compiled here, I’ve come up with a few others in my encounters with the massively superior intellects of internet atheists, which I duly sent on to Philosopher@thomism.org An atheist argues that theists believe something ridiculous, as that the Eucharist is made of meat. The Theist explains that [Read More...]

Jon Stewart and First Things Find Themselves on the Same Page

Years ago, FT published an essay that eventually became a book: How the News Makes Us Dumb. Now Stewart chronicles the latest in sheer stupid-making news (note: brief nude image): The Daily Show Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on Facebook The Daily Show Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes,The Daily Show on [Read More...]

Terrified Obama Trapped…

inside healthcare.gov website. [Read more...]

How My 12 Year Old Sense of Humor Works on Halloween

When the big headline says “Pope Francis Will Create New Cardinals” I think of this: [Read more...]

Tee hee

I don’t really have big problems with Halloween, which is mostly just an occasion for neighbors to visit and kids to have some fun running around at night, which is always exciting.  But Kathy Schiffer did crack me up with this quote which I can’t help hearing in the voice of Homer Simpson: “Okay, kids, [Read More...]


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