Quotes that seldom appear in those “Golden Treasures of Spiritual Wisdom” books

“Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.” –St. Augustine [Read more...]

Honest Independence Day Trailer

How have I missed these things? What the heck, here the Honest World War Z trailer too: “Obligatory. Inception. BWAAS” completely undid me. [Read more...]

Live forever, Stephan Pastis

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Eye of the Tiber Kills Me

US Bishops Petition Holy See to Mandate Hand Squeeze Following Doxology I’m just praying they will really step up and mandate audible breast-beating during the Penitential Rite. [Read more...]

Smiley Face Galaxy Discovered

CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS! [Read more...]

Benedict Confirms Epic Kegger at Apostolic Palace….

….During Francis Visit to US. Eye of the Tiber remains America’s #1 Source for Catholic News. [Read more...]

Perhaps the Greatest Rick Roll of All Time

Guy rick rolls his physics prof with a term paper: [Read more...]

Permission to Play Devil’s Advocate…

DENIED! [Read more...]

The Patented Hitler Emoticon

Vaccination wars and Seahawk liturgies getting you down? Remember that my patented Hitler emoticon[TM] can brighten *any* discussion with an irrelevant comparison of anybody or anything to America’s favorite tyrannical mass murderer. /:E( Don’t like Pete Carroll’s bone-headed call? Just say, “That was dumber than Stalingrad!” and add the Hitler emoticon: /:E( Somebody suggest that [Read More...]

Zombie Haiku

BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! [Read more...]


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