Your Puny Vestern Adwertising is Futile to Reach Post-Soviet Voman!

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Seven Short Genre Films by Three of the Brohirrim

These cracked me up. [Read more...]

The Troll offers his inimitable insights…

…on recent contretemps in this space.  I am always amused when discussions reach the “Maybe he said X because of all the Y and Z things he’s trying to distract us from” phase of an argument.  The increasingly weird attempts to parse what was *not* said start to remind me of the search for canals [Read More...]

This Killed Me

33 of the most awesome teachers on the planet. [Read more...]

Cow Shea, Comic Genius, Writes Something Worthy of Steven Wright

“Wrote a ballad in iambic pentagrameter, accidentally summoned all of Shakespeare’s personal demons.” Heh! [Read more...]

What do you call some one with just a nose and no body?

Nobody Nose. Ah me! I slay me. [Read more...]

“A man does not grow a beard in a fit of passion.” – G.K. Chesterton

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This is where knowing Catholic theology *really* pays off!

Here is an article about the alleged fluke of a supposedly “immaculately conceived” anteater. HAH! THE JOKE’S ON THEM! ALL ANTEATERS ARE IMMACULATELY CONCEIVED BECAUSE NO ANTEATER SUFFERS FROM ORIGINAL SIN!  LOSERS!  IN YOUR FACE, ANTEATER REPRODUCTION SCIENCE WRITER  BABE!  BOOM!  OH YEAH!  I’M BAD! Straightens tie.  Smooths down hair. Deep cleansing breaths.  So here’s [Read More...]

Star Trek: The Middle School Musical

This is pretty much why the Internet was invented. I dedicate this to Victor Lams, who is absolutely guaranteed to like this more than anything J.J. Abrams will ever do with the franchise: [Read more...]

How Can I Write Like You, Mark?

Many people ask how they can become a rich and powerful writer like myself, tapping into the untold wealth to be found in the glittering and high octane world of Catholic scribbling. Here are a few tips for becoming a little bit like the glamorous A list celebrity you see before you, known to literally [Read More...]


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