Message to America’s Overgrown Adolescent Males

Professional Philosophers Have Never Been Able to Disprove This

Best Part About Politics

The Autotune the News Guys:

Andromeda Galaxy…

is on a collision course with the Milky Way in four billion years!!!!! Chris Matthews: “How will this affect Obama’s re-election hopes?” Rush Limbaugh: “There were no Imminent Galactic Collisions Under Reagan. This is Due to Liberal Socialist Incompetence!” Spirit Daily: “Is Andromeda Collision the Fulfillment of Medjugorje Prophesy?” E. Michael Jones/Robert Sungenis: “Jew Science [...]

Google whimsy

Type “find Chuck Norris” and hit “I’m feeling lucky” and you get this.

Tee Hee

“There is one mediator between Protestant and Catholic: the man C.S. Lewis.” From a note I got in the mail yesterday.

This cracked me up

I Loves Me Some North Korean Journalism

Reportage of this comedic calibre is rare on planet earth (from the NoKo propaganda organ called, I believe, Rodong): Scrambles for Power There is presidential election in the United States in the coming November. The two candidates, one from the Democratic Party and the other from the Republican Party, have made a grab at each [...]

Meanwhile, at a secret research facility…

Why the Sin of Pride is Properly Punished by Laughter

The Left tends to pride itself on being massively more intelligent than conservatives. This is the fitting doom of all who indulge this fantasy: On the other hand, it isn’t like there aren’t a significant number of dumb people on the Right *still* clinging to the dumb Birther conspiracy. Moral: Stupidity is an equal opportunity [...]

I laughed for a solid minute at this

This Killed Me