Teach the Controversy!

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This is Awesome

The Emergent Church is a super-rarified form of post-Evangelical Protestantism that basically is in reaction to everything the generation of James Dobson and Billy Graham thought important.  As such, it has developed it’s own unique vocabulary that no normal person outside the Bubble would ever use and has succeeded in making itself yet another even [Read More...]

Hulk Write Headlines!

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Authorities Explain Recent Close Encounter on Mount Rainier…

…as “meteorological phenomenon”: Next, they’ll be saying that the Pyramids were not landing pads for Ancient Aliens. Mount Rainier is where it all began you know.  The inference is obvious.  Elvis is coming again! [Read more...]

To paraphrase Admiral James T. Kirk in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Pants


A Horrible Way to Die

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Child Converts to Catholic Faith in Response to Incontinent Neighbor Canine

Yes. I’m 12. [Read more...]

I’m a survivor

Well, by now the whole world has heard the stories and seen the horrendous images of devastation from Seattle. The burning sofa, the crowds chanting “SEAHAWKS!” really loud. A city of a couple of million now reeling from the news that six drunken frat boys have been arrested for partying too hearty. It’s like living [Read More...]


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Cats: A Super-Intelligent Race Sent Here from Another Planet to Observe Our World?

Or just stupid? Experts have disagreed for centuries. [Read more...]