Oh dear

Badum tssssshhhhh! More here. [Read more…]

The Trump Insult Generator Has Me Pegged!

He’s just saying what we’re all thinking. [Read more…]

Aux Armchairs, Citoyens!

Hirsute Flabmeisters Unite! [Read more…]


..AND I DON’T GET IT!!!!!!! [Read more…]

Pewsitter Employee Considering Adding A Few Additional Exclamation Points To Headline

Eye of the Tiber kills me. For maximum passive-aggression, Pewsitters’ patented accusation by question mark method: Shea: Gay Communist? Simcha Fischer: Jewish infiltrator or Just Mark Shea in Drag?? Bergoglio: Threat, Menace, Both??? …is the main punctuation strategery. [Read more…]


So utterly perfect: [Read more…]

My Proposal for Monster Island’s New National Anthem

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The deuille, the prowde spirit

…cannot endure to be mock’d – St. Thomas More Accordingly, a reader sends along some of her mockery of Satan from past Lents here, here, and here. It’s a sad thing that Satan, being an angel, has no mother and therefore cannot be the butt of “Yo Mama” jokes. [Read more…]

According to the Official Toilet Paper Patent

“Over” is the correct way to put the roll on. God said it.  I believe it.  That settles it. Of course, one reader dissents: We don’t have a holder at all, so we set the roll on the side of the bathtub. We’re anarchists. Some people just want to watch the world burn. [Read more…]

10 Steps to Becoming a Better Fiction Writer

For those of you pursuing a writing life. Here are my tips: 1. Make stuff up 2. Use puns 3. Work the word “tergiversation” into your dialogue somewhere, preferably several times, as in “Her tergiversation whispered to him like the breath of a dying mastodon.” 4. Create as much conflict as possible as quickly as [Read More…]